Tuesday, May 06, 2008

The Horror of Adam Sandler



Two friends live in the Dogpatch neighborhood near the intersection of 3rd and 20th Streets, where the side of their dwelling has been plastered with one of the more disgusting movie billboards I've seen.



According to the movie's website, the low-concept plot goes as follows: Sandler stars as Zohan, an Israeli commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York."



Just what the world needed, Adam Sandler as an Israeli commando navigating through a sea of fag hairdresser jokes. I guess the recent Sandler film, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" wasn't offensive enough, so we are now subjected to billboard size depictions of his hairy legs and digitally enhanced basket. Something is very wrong with this culture.

14 comments:

greg said...

culture? what culture?

Can you imagine living in that building? you'd be walking up to it with friends and say "oh yeah, I live in the weird fucked up adam sandler building over there."

talk about a game killer!

Brock said...

Oh...yikes.

Jennifer Maiser said...

oh no, I know who lives there. poor friends ...

seantimberlake said...

They don't seriously expect the public to believe that's Sandler's goods, right?

sfmike said...

Dear jennifer: Thanks for keeping our mutual friends/victims anonymous.

sfwillie said...

How long has this been up? Why hasn't it been defaced???

sillysausage said...

I am one of the poor friends who lives there... Pity me, please.

sillysausage said...

The worst part of it is - I can't find a fig leaf big enough

Professor Zero said...

Amazingly ugly ... (let's go deface it).

Del4yo said...

silly sausage> We should organize a painting commando and paint the fog leaf...And maybe add a few lowers for the change.

It is indeed the ugliest thing ever and I can't stop laughing I'm afraid.

Del4yo said...

fig, not fog. interesting lapsus.

Fig leaf, pink hosiery with jarretelles, a big straw hat with flowers, a few blue birds and some butterflies. Should do the trick :P

zoo said...

isn't it time for adam sandler to come out of the closet? I mean come on , all that homophobia ?!

rootlesscosmo said...

Also: lovable, bumbling Israeli commandos? What next, Rob Schneider as an endearing Abu Ghraib guard?

namastenancy said...

That truly is gross. What kind of boob finds this funny?