Monday, November 05, 2012

Late Voting Guide



The lines for early voting at San Francisco City Hall have been increasing every day, so I decided to wait for the Actual Day of Voting on Tuesday at the local firehouse polling station. I worked as an elections inspector at the fire station a couple of times, and found the sullen suburbanite firefighters' attitude towards the pollworkers appalling. We were camped out for sixteen hours in a garage filled with their monster SUVs and no heat, and they acted as if we were intruding on holy territory.



But let us be positive and vote to make the world a slightly better place, or at least try. California Propositions: Yes on 30, Jerry Brown actually knows how California government is financed and maybe he will bring some improvement to the recurring mess. No on 32, which is essentially Screw the Unions, and Up with Corporate Personhood. No on 33, the Auto Insurance bait-and-switch. Yes on 34, getting rid of the death penalty, which should be a no brainer but is not. No on 35, a badly written Sexual Trafficking measure that would further criminalize anyone involved with sex for money. Yes on 36, the three strikes modification since our prisons are full enough. Don't Care about Prop 37, Labeling of Genetically Engineered Foods, that genie is already out of the bottle and we're in mutate or die time. No on 38, the Wrap Ourselves in Education Money measure. 39 I don't even begin to understand, and Yes on 40 which is actually a double negative vote that means to hell with Republicans trying to throw a wrench into the results of recent redistricting.

San Francisco City Propositions: I'm voting against just about everything this year because I'm in that mood. City College has been run as a cuckoo land empire, growing almost as cancerously as the Academy of Art, although it's been virtually free to attend unlike the latter clip joint. No on A. No on B, since Phil Ginsburg and Sarah Ballard and a whole crew of local, entitled crooks treat the Rec & Park Department like their private slush fund, so don't encourage them. No on C, the Affordable Housing measure, since it's coming from Mayor Lee's office which is about as corrupt as anything I have seen in this town in some time. I'm clueless about D, Consolidating Elections and E, which is changing the Payroll Tax to a Gross Receipts Tax. They are both probably extremely important, but nobody has explained either one very well. Yes on F, love my Hetch Hetchy tap water, but let's get real, damming another Yosemite Valley was a grotesque act that needs to be healed eventually. Yes on G, a feel-good measure advising the world that San Francisco believes People are Persons, and Corporations are Not!



I have recently been gerrymandered from District 6 which is represented by poverty pimp Randy Shaw's puppet, Jane Kim, and am now voting in District 5 which is a huge mess this year. I cannot vote for London Breed because she was once a "protege" of Godfather of Evil, Willie Brown, Jr. I can't vote for Christine Olague because she was one of the founders of "Run, Ed, Run," the phony grassroots group that helped usher in the disaster that is Mayor Ed Lee. The only person running I actually know personally is Hope Johnson, above, who is smart, informed and has her heart in the right place. She's my first choice and second/third are for Thea Selby and John Rizzo. See you at the election parties.

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Yuja Wang and the SF Symphony Go to East Asia



The San Francisco Symphony is embarking on a two-week tour of East Asia next week, with an itinerary that starts in Macau, and continues to Hong Kong, Taipei, Shanghai, Beijing and Tokyo. All but two of the concerts will be featuring the 25-year old Chinese piano soloist Yuja Wang above, in either the Rachmaninoff Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini or Prokofiev's Second Piano Concerto, which she performed above in San Francisco on Halloween night.



Ms. Wang played the same piece brilliantly here in May of 2009, but Wednesday's performance was a whole other level of fiendish fabulousness, athletic and musical at the same time. If she is not already a superstar in East Asia, after this tour she certainly will be.



The rest of the repertory is the Mahler Fifth which the orchestra played so well last month, along with Rachmaninoff's Second Symphony. They are also bringing bonbons from American moderns Henry Cowell (Music 1957), John Adams (Short Ride in a Fast Machine), and the opening movement of Lou Harrison's 1963 cross-cultural Pacifika Rondo, dedicated to the musics and cultures of the Pacific Rim. I only wish management had decided to play the whole Lou Harrison piece instead of the Rachmaninoff because it represents this orchestra and this region so much better than the overplayed Rach. Bon voyage, orchestra, you've never sounded better.

Saturday, November 03, 2012

A Giants Halloween Office Party



Early morning this Wednesday in the Civic Center was surreal, with large packs of suburban families looking for parking at 6AM so they could see the Giants World Series Parade that wound its way from the Ferry Building to City Hall at noon.



To make matters stranger, the insurance company where I have been working for the last two months was throwing its annual, lavish Halloween party...



...so wandering the halls featured sights like the Star Wars character above typing away at their computer.



Some people went to Market Street to cheer on their heroes, while others watched the parade on conference room screens.



There was a company lunch where zombies were munching on Thai food, and during the parties afterward, lights were turned off for a Day of the Dead altar to glow.



This made for extra difficulties in creating health benefits guides on rush deadlines, but I am nothing if not a trouper.

Thursday, November 01, 2012

Hot, Melting Snowboy



Last Saturday, on one of the warmest days of the year, a snowboarding exhibition was set up in the space between the Main Library and the Asian Art Museum.



The event was supposed to take place between noon and three but everyone from the DJ to the snowboarders seemed to be late, so the packed ice being used as faux snow started melting all over the street.



We returned to the exhibition at 1PM and watched them try to pack more ice onto the course, but when the emcee announced that it was going to be another 20 or 30 minutes before the show started, we gave up.



Let's hope the stunt artists were able to do their thing before Indian Summer made the event disappear altogether.