Christian Thugs at the Civic Center Garage

On Sunday afternoon, a Christian evangelical group held a maskless, in-your-face service in front of the elevators to the underground Civic Center Garage.

This particular group looked familiar from a similarly agressive, obnoxious incident last November at the Hayes Open Streets. In both cases, young men were testifying over an amplified speaker about the sins of homosexuality and transgender children, an odd obsession for a group in their teens and early 20s. Last November, I got in their faces and demanded they put on masks or leave. One of them grabbed at my mask while yelling, "That thing is killing you, man! Just take it off!"

This insanity has been empowered for the last four years by the evil ones in Washington, D.C., and it's time to put a stop to it. If they want to convene among themselves, spew hate speech, and pass around COVID-19, go for it, but they do not have the right to plop themselves into a literal public square and endanger others. Get to work, SF Rec & Park Police. It's time they had their asses arrested.

Ocean Beach Animal Life

We visited Ocean Beach again last Saturday, and it was another freakishly beautiful Global Warming afternoon.

The onset of low tide was again graced by birds in a feeding frenzy...

...while darting forwards and back from the receding and surging ocean.

There were plenty of surfers in wetsuits venturing further out...

...along with amateur crab fishermen in clothing trying to snag some Dungeness, newly in season.

Though the water was about 53 degrees Fahrenheit, there were a few intrepid souls braving the elements without protection...

...including the young woman above who appeared to be naked but was wearing a tiny thong.

The older woman above started yelling at me, "Did you ask HER if you could take her photo?" I don't take kindly to the policing of my photography ethics, so I yelled back, "Mind your own business, and put your fucking dog on a leash because he's bothering people and birds." It was very stupid, but people's nerves are shot after the Capitol insurrection, and it probably did us both good to yell at each other.

Let's Get Physical

Since the pandemic began last March and shut down just about everything in Civic Center, the public face of the neighborhood has been populated mostly by the dispossessed, the drug addicted, and the mentally ill.

So it has been delightful to recently see a noontime dance aerobics group start up in the Civic Center Plaza across from City Hall.

It feels like a small miracle of happiness in a landscape of despair.

The leader looks like a bit of a lunatic...

...but his joy is so infectious that it's impossible not to smile and want to dance along.

The dance exercises are sweet, simple, and perfectly low-impact for middle-aged bodies. I wanted to join in myself except that I have never been able to master a dance routine to save my life.

Praise the Lord and Die

Sunday was grey and chilly but we needed exercise so it was back for a walk on Ocean Beach.

Near the North Windmill section of the beach, there was a maskless crowd at the shore playing recorded Gospel music.

It seemed that this was a public baptism, with two men baptising two women in the wild waves and currents of Ocean Beach.

For a moment, I thought they were going to be swept from the shore and drowned, as the local signage puts it.

There was much rejoicing and hallelujah-ing among the group as the barefoot women courted pneumonia in their religious exhilaration.

Although giving them credit for holding their event outside, the maskless hugging among this group made me furious.

Plenty of people have behaved badly during this pandemic, but evangelical Christians piss me off the worst because they are supposed to be helping others.

God's grace and a vision of heaven were surrounding them on that beach, and instead they were focusing on their own absurd rituals.

A half mile away there was an authentically sacred vision where a father was initiating an enthusiastic son into the rough surf.

You could see waves of reciprocal love flowing back and forth from both, which is where god resides.