May 22nd is the birthday of composer Richard Wagner, official gay martyr Harvey Milk, and yours truly, so the city of San Francisco decided to honor us all with a bust in the rotunda of City Hall on Thursday evening.
In truth, I'm joking. The bust at the top of the grand stairway was in honor of Harvey Milk, and before its unveiling later in the evening, the thing looked like a mummy wrapped in a condom.
The public was invited to an unveiling party which unfortunately was marred by a succession of gasbag politicians...
...including Mayor Gavin Newsom.
The real movers behind the fundraising and commissioning of the $85,000 sculpture were Joey Cain and Dan Nicoletta (above)...
...who were having their pictures taken by Rink and Michael Petrelis.
The party itself was a blast, helped along by the Svedka vodka people, who were pouring free drinks of a potency that ensured everyone was seriously hammered in record time.
It seemed that I knew every other person in the crowd, which was fun...
...and even the people I can't stand such as Pat Murphy (above)...
...couldn't put a damper on a very jolly occasion.